Evil Bards Have Taken Over
Your eyes do not deceive you, brave young adventurer.
A curse has befallen our land.
A curse of the word.
The poison has spread across the kingdoms on the tongues of evil bards.
It has wormed it’s way into the minds of kings and sages alike.
Its oily stain lingers on the walls and parapets as well as in the souls of men.
But not all men have fallen under it’s spell.
Many wait for a time when the purity of truth is let loose towards the heavens.
From the tongues of the righteous, it shall cleanse the land.
You, stand before me seeking guidance on your journey.
Let’s turn your voice into a choir.
Interested In?
- The Peace Of Mind allowing a professional to do the work instead affords.
- More Time With Your Friends & Family to build the important relationships you cherish through experiences no business can compete with.
- Not Wasting Your Money so you can use it to build the life you want or expand your business to help elevate the type of experiences you can afford.
Tired Of?
- Spending hours writing and rewriting emails that aren’t getting click-throughs or worse yet not even opened?
- Staying up until 3 am pouring over the copy on a new sales page only to release it and watch your customers not hit Buy?
- Wasting money on advertising with a cost per click so high it hardly comes in under your lifetime customer value?
- Worrying that your lead pipeline is going to dry up and leave you scrambling for customers, threatening the life you’re building?
Pillar Services
Pillar #1: Brand Strategy
We analyze your goals, audience, and messaging to create a marketing plan designed to connect with your tribe and grow your brand.
Pillar #2: List Building
List building is what ensures that you own your audience. We make sure you are set up to collect emails for a direct line to your audience.
Pillar #3: Copywriting
We make sure your written messaging is optimized to resonate with the people in your audience to build rapport and make sales.
Pillar #4: Podcasting
One of the simplest and best ways to build a reputation with your tribe is podcasting. We help produce, book & manage video & audio podcasts.
Why Nicky P Copywriter?
Because years of my being obsessed with language, linguistics, and semiotics have given me deep insight into the effect words have on people.
Because decades as a genre-spanning songwriter have taught me how to craft language for specific effects on particular audiences.
Because a lifetime as a bookworm and all-around dork has taught me what it means to chase dreams and given me the skills and passion to help others reach theirs.
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From My Clients
Nice Things People I’ve Helped Have Said
“His communication throughout the process was excellent, the writing quality was top-notch. I absolutely plan to come back to him again and again! I have complete confidence that NickyP gives his very best to every client.”
“He resuscitated my business life from the brink of death. He asked me questions I never even considered and, ultimately, I started doing things I never could have done before. It’s not magic, but it sure feels like it.”
“I work in marketing and advertising, it can be difficult to see the label when you’re inside the jar. Just a one-hour consultation with NickyP helped me recognize blind spots in my copy and made it clear how I could dramatically improve it. The value of that discussion certainly exceeded the cost.“
“NickyP asks you the hard questions and digs through your bullshit answers until the real answers are staring you in the face. Every business owner needs a Nickyp on retainer to help you keep your head on straight amid all the chaos of sales, marketing, and running your business.“
“NickyP has proven himself over and over again, as an excellent copywriter, keyword research specialist and creative problem solver! His content is excellent, he is reliable with deadlines and is a top-notch collaborator! Highly recommend!“
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- Brand Clarification Sessions
- Marketing Strategy Sessions
- Social Media Strategy Sessions
- Podcast Strategy Sessions
- Podcast Management
- Book Release Strategy Sessions
- Book Release Management
Pillar #1: Brand Strategy
- E-Mail Copywriting
- Landing Page Builds
- Autoresponder Setup/Management
- Funnel Design
Pillar #2: List Building
- Ghost Writing
- Ad Copy
- Copy Critique ($25/1000 Words)
- E-Mail Copy
- Newsletter
- Traffic
- Sales Copy
Pillar #3: Copywriting
- Podcast Guest Coaching
- Consult On Gear & Software
- Thumbnail Design
- Editing
- Noise Reduction
- Consulting
- Mastering
- Distribution
- Management
- Guest Booking